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MALAYSIA FUTSAL E-FANS & MEDIA 2010
Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:53 pm by Deto_8
Futsal E-fans & Media Edisi Ketiga Tahun 2010 dijangka diadakan pada 5hb June 2010, Sabtu.
Insya Allah PCC akan menghantar 1 team....
Meeting penyelarasan akan dibuat dalam masa terdekat.
Insya Allah PCC akan menghantar 1 team....
Meeting penyelarasan akan dibuat dalam masa terdekat.
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PCC MENYOKONG KEMPEN HARAPAN TANPA SUARA - KAMI PRIHATIN
Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:25 pm by sakur@86
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Perempuan........
+7
ozzy
lepat_ubi
RoyKay33
RAFtegang
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Perempuan........
Jeck Sparow Tue May 04, 2010 4:01 pm
Women's Are Very Difficult..
If you kiss her,you are not a gentleman
If you don't,you are not a man
If you praise her,she thinks you are lying
If you don't,you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes,you are a wimp
If you don't,you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks you are boring
If you don't,she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy
If you don't,you are a dull boy
If you are jealous,she says it's bad
If you don't,she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late,she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,"oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while,she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics
If you do,she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman,she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,she says that they are just admiring
If you talk,she wants you to listen
If you listen,she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!
If you kiss her,you are not a gentleman
If you don't,you are not a man
If you praise her,she thinks you are lying
If you don't,you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes,you are a wimp
If you don't,you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks you are boring
If you don't,she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy
If you don't,you are a dull boy
If you are jealous,she says it's bad
If you don't,she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late,she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,"oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while,she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics
If you do,she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman,she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,she says that they are just admiring
If you talk,she wants you to listen
If you listen,she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!
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Re: Perempuan........
zulkbo Tue May 04, 2010 4:07 pm
perempuan memang
mcam-macam ragam
susah nak faham wanita ni
he he he
mcam-macam ragam
susah nak faham wanita ni
he he he
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Re: Perempuan........
RAFtegang Tue May 04, 2010 6:47 pm
Lempang je pompuan ni...banyak mulut...suka membebel...jelousy....suka ngabihkan duit ...mcm2 lagi la perkara buruk...
psssssstttt....psssssstttt...Deto... kalau datang umah aku jgn repot kat bini aku yg aku membebel kat belakang dia tau!!! mati pakcik nanti!!!
psssssstttt....psssssstttt...Deto... kalau datang umah aku jgn repot kat bini aku yg aku membebel kat belakang dia tau!!! mati pakcik nanti!!!
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Re: Perempuan........
RoyKay33 Tue May 04, 2010 7:07 pm
kahkahkah..x jadik nok bertegang urat..ekekek
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Re: Perempuan........
zulkbo Tue May 04, 2010 7:18 pm
Raftegang>>>
ka ka ka..
jahat aok yek
maroh pompuan
di luar sana
hu hu
ka ka ka..
jahat aok yek
maroh pompuan
di luar sana
hu hu
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Re: Perempuan........
lepat_ubi Tue May 04, 2010 11:12 pm
moral of the story.....
bersyukur je la dgn jantina yg dah ditentukan...
ade la sebab nye knp Allah jadikan saye perempuan kamu lelaki..
no matter what...
life must goes on...
bersyukur je la dgn jantina yg dah ditentukan...
ade la sebab nye knp Allah jadikan saye perempuan kamu lelaki..
no matter what...
life must goes on...
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Re: Perempuan........
RAFtegang Wed May 05, 2010 9:35 am
zulkbo wrote:Raftegang>>>
ka ka ka..
jahat aok yek
maroh pompuan
di luar sana
hu hu
Hahahaha...lepaskan perasaan kat sini je....marah depan2 kang aku yg kena belasah...hahahahahah
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Re: Perempuan........
ozzy Wed May 05, 2010 10:23 am
RAFtegang wrote:Lempang je pompuan ni...banyak mulut...suka membebel...jelousy....suka ngabihkan duit ...mcm2 lagi la perkara buruk...
psssssstttt....psssssstttt...Deto... kalau datang umah aku jgn repot kat bini aku yg aku membebel kat belakang dia tau!!! matipucukpakcik nanti!!!
sesekali bagi jek..boleh tambah flying kick secukup rasa..
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Re: Perempuan........
RAFtegang Wed May 05, 2010 10:29 am
Waaaaaaa kakakakakakaka....bagi tang muka tu ek....hahahahaha...bagus...bagus...kita amalkan...hahahahaozzy wrote:RAFtegang wrote:Lempang je pompuan ni...banyak mulut...suka membebel...jelousy....suka ngabihkan duit ...mcm2 lagi la perkara buruk...
psssssstttt....psssssstttt...Deto... kalau datang umah aku jgn repot kat bini aku yg aku membebel kat belakang dia tau!!! matipucukpakcik nanti!!!
sesekali bagi jek..boleh tambah flying kick secukup rasa..
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Re: Perempuan........
ainie rashid Wed May 05, 2010 2:19 pm
RAFtegang wrote:Waaaaaaa kakakakakakaka....bagi tang muka tu ek....hahahahaha...bagus...bagus...kita amalkan...hahahahaozzy wrote:RAFtegang wrote:Lempang je pompuan ni...banyak mulut...suka membebel...jelousy....suka ngabihkan duit ...mcm2 lagi la perkara buruk...
psssssstttt....psssssstttt...Deto... kalau datang umah aku jgn repot kat bini aku yg aku membebel kat belakang dia tau!!! matipucukpakcik nanti!!!
sesekali bagi jek..boleh tambah flying kick secukup rasa..
woit!!!! woit!!!!.... amboi amboi amboi....
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Re: Perempuan........
RAFtegang Wed May 05, 2010 2:49 pm
ainie rashid wrote:RAFtegang wrote:Waaaaaaa kakakakakakaka....bagi tang muka tu ek....hahahahaha...bagus...bagus...kita amalkan...hahahahaozzy wrote:RAFtegang wrote:Lempang je pompuan ni...banyak mulut...suka membebel...jelousy....suka ngabihkan duit ...mcm2 lagi la perkara buruk...
psssssstttt....psssssstttt...Deto... kalau datang umah aku jgn repot kat bini aku yg aku membebel kat belakang dia tau!!! matipucukpakcik nanti!!!
sesekali bagi jek..boleh tambah flying kick secukup rasa..
woit!!!! woit!!!!.... amboi amboi amboi....
alamak...ada kelab penyokong bini aku ke ni? err...larikkkkkkkk!!!!
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Re: Perempuan........
RoyKay33 Wed May 05, 2010 3:21 pm
RAFtegang wrote:ainie rashid wrote:woit!!!! woit!!!!.... amboi amboi amboi....
alamak...ada kelab penyokong bini aku ke ni? err...larikkkkkkkk!!!!
dia dah add as a fans kt fb td..ekekek
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Re: Perempuan........
RAFtegang Wed May 05, 2010 3:55 pm
Aduyaiiiii..hahahahahaRoyKay33 wrote:RAFtegang wrote:ainie rashid wrote:woit!!!! woit!!!!.... amboi amboi amboi....
alamak...ada kelab penyokong bini aku ke ni? err...larikkkkkkkk!!!!
dia dah add as a fans kt fb td..ekekek
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Re: Perempuan........
Jeck Sparow Wed May 05, 2010 4:04 pm
lepat_ubi wrote:moral of the story.....
bersyukur je la dgn jantina yg dah ditentukan...
ade la sebab nye knp Allah jadikan saye perempuan kamu lelaki..
no matter what...
life must goes on...
Kak Jeck sokong oak nye pandangan.....
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Re: Perempuan........
lepat_ubi Thu May 06, 2010 10:21 pm
Jeck Sparow wrote:lepat_ubi wrote:moral of the story.....
bersyukur je la dgn jantina yg dah ditentukan...
ade la sebab nye knp Allah jadikan saye perempuan kamu lelaki..
no matter what...
life must goes on...
Kak Jeck sokong oak nye pandangan.....
i'm not a perfect woman....
you are a not perfect man..
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Re: Perempuan........
zulkbo Fri May 07, 2010 11:40 am
lepat_ubi wrote:Jeck Sparow wrote:lepat_ubi wrote:moral of the story.....
bersyukur je la dgn jantina yg dah ditentukan...
ade la sebab nye knp Allah jadikan saye perempuan kamu lelaki..
no matter what...
life must goes on...
Kak Jeck sokong oak nye pandangan.....
i'm not a perfect woman....
you are a not perfect man..
koi kabor pe doh
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Re: Perempuan........
CT Gurlz Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:50 pm
hikhikhik....segmen perempuan tp ramai plak lelaki yg ada kat sini...
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Re: Perempuan........
koy101 Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:40 am
lepat_ubi wrote:Jeck Sparow wrote:lepat_ubi wrote:moral of the story.....
bersyukur je la dgn jantina yg dah ditentukan...
ade la sebab nye knp Allah jadikan saye perempuan kamu lelaki..
no matter what...
life must goes on...
Kak Jeck sokong oak nye pandangan.....
i'm not a perfect woman....
you are a not perfect man..
Errr.... copi pes ayat org...
Nobadi perfek in tis world...
Since i'm nobadi....
errr..... jadi kire aku perfek laaa.... kan.. kan...
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Re: Perempuan........
koy101 Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:43 am
CT Gurlz wrote:hikhikhik....segmen perempuan tp ramai plak lelaki yg ada kat sini...
Aik!! CT... kat mana ader guler...... semut bermaharajela laa.... lelebih lagi, kalo gula tuh terdedoh jer..... hehehehehe....
p/s: Jadinyer..... ajok-ajok ler adik beradik.... kekawan pompuan len masuk sini... hehehehe...... wat meriuhkan..... KEUTAMAAN : hok mana masih bujang...
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CT Gurlz Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:38 pm
koy101 wrote:
Aik!! CT... kat mana ader guler...... semut bermaharajela laa.... lelebih lagi, kalo gula tuh terdedoh jer..... hehehehehe....
p/s: Jadinyer..... ajok-ajok ler adik beradik.... kekawan pompuan len masuk sini... hehehehe...... wat meriuhkan..... KEUTAMAAN : hok mana masih bujang...
oooo mcm tu erk....jgn ah dedahkan gula tu....
tp kan pempuan ni selalu asyik kena mengalah jer kan....sian kami yg pempuan2 ni...
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Re: Perempuan........
MD Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:42 pm
Koy,
aok buh gula dalam Tupperware kemas kemas,baru tak masuk angin dan semut datang...
larikkk!!!
aok buh gula dalam Tupperware kemas kemas,baru tak masuk angin dan semut datang...
larikkk!!!
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